Tony's+future

I have 3 jobs i would like in my future. My first and most wanted is to be in the UFC because I'm a great submissionist and a great striker. Two is to play guitar in a rock band because I love music. 3 is stand up comedy because I am great at stand up and I always make my friends laugh. For my first job I would definitely like to be trained by a professional UFC fighter such as babalu or chuck lidell. I would also like to be in the heavyweight class, so I would need to put some pounds on. For my second job I would have to learn to play electric guitar(...). And finally I would like to learn even more stand up then I know. A pro of UFC fighting is the money and the fame. A con would be that UFC fighters get cut open a lot and also get broken bones often. A pro for being a guitar player is sponsorship deals with big companies like fueled by ramen and others and also being loved by millions. A con is that it's very expensive for equipment, roadies, and people who unload our equipment. A pro for stand-up is being of comedy central is good enough and making people laugh. A con is all the touring ( also applies to being in a band.) and not seeing family that much.